February 2012
my 2012 election slogan
anastasiadreaming:
“vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
“My goal in life is to enjoy what I do and never to look back and say, ‘I wish I...”
– Mila Kunis (via laurenmarie-)
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If sex with 3 people is called a threesome, and...
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“The problem with most beautiful people is when they know they’re...”
– Anonymous
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
